What Constitutes Humour (part 1)?

note: all jokes in this series were thought up by the author (unless you don't like them, then it was someone else).
I sometimes wonder about this question. Sometimes I wonder it after making a joke that I myself don't find funny but know others will, or after seeing the latest and greatest attempt at shock humour, or even for that matter when someone tells a good one-liner. On the flipside, I also think about what doesn't constitute humour.

"No it's not the front cover of The Daily Express, Madeleine gives the same number fucks about the Express as the number of times she's been found".
Take the above caption, I find it funny, but I know a number of others will not for various reasons, be it because they think it is sick and shouldn't be joked about, because they read the Express and enjoy it's 'style' (hahahahahahahaha), or because they think it's just immature and not worthy of laughs. I think a limitation of this piece will be that ultimately, a sense of humour is subjective and as such, I can't really come down on succinct rules on what is and isn't humour.

I think to start with we can generalise and say that a medium for humour does not have a bearing on how funny it is. For instance, drawings and cartoons are not always funnier than spoken jokes which are not always funnier than purely written jokes which are not always funnier than physical jokes. I'm not talking about an individual joke as such, for instance the joke "There are 10 people in this world, those that understand binary, and those that don't." only works in written forms, as it is impossible to construe the double meaning of 10 in different bases through spoken words without giving the joke away.

Contained in this picture are 2 of the 5 total stories that the express can do, the other 3 being Madeline McCann, immigrants and every day items that kill you.
The next topic that comes up is what is humour? As before we can agree what something that's humourous actually is, we need to know what something humourous will do. For instance if the topic were "what constitutes pain?" then we might define pain as something that physically hurts, then find things that hurt people in that respect. This definition however would rule out emotional pain, which is also valid pain. So back to humour; how should we define it? We could say that it's something that makes you laugh, but laughter can be forced and that doesn't account for the so called terrible jokes like "Q: Why can't you tell jokes about garden borders? A: They're o-fense-ive" which might get a groan but are still enjoyed and classed as jokes. At the same time though we can't go too vague either by saying that something that is funny gets a reaction, as a bad reaction would not be the sign of something funny. I thought at one point that humour is something that either gets a laugh or is understood as being perceivably funny, but that leaves out sarcasm, which while being low on the wit ladder is still on said ladder and must be accommodated for.


Oxford dictionary says "The quality of being amusing or comic". Wikipedia says "Humour  is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement." They paraphrase one another and we've spent long enough on this to just go with these definitions and allow exceptions if and when needed.

So that's humour defined, we'll get into the topic itself next time.