Introducing: Spicy Chicken Bites!

Hello people of the internet, you have just discovered Spicy Chicken Bites, a blog(?) dedicated to video games (not food, despite the title, sorry to all those people looking for some new meat to try). Here, you'll find me, Negimalevolent, talking about anything and everything gaming related.... to an extent, that is.

Let me give you a run down of the sort of thing's you'll be finding here:
Reviews: I take a look at pretty much any game (No PS3 exclusives) on the market and tell you all the good and bad points, so you can find out if it's your thing or not, hopefully this will stop people wasting their precious money on shit, like the up and coming CoD - Black Ops II (Will take requests)
Previews: I take a look at a game that's yet to be released and talk about all the things we know about a well looked forward to game (Will take requests)
Ancient Treasures: Another kind of 'Review', but these features will be looking back at games before the current generation, so you'll be seeing some awesome games from before the days of the DS
A New Challenger!: In these features you'll be seeing a comparison of a much known and loved game against a much lesser known but basically the same game by a different company, to see if the rip-off can fix the flaws of the origional.
Ask the Spicy Chicken: In my personal opinion, it seems like online review... people(?) like me don't really answer their fan's questions very much, so if you have a question for me to answer, you may just find it here, where I answer your questions (I don't really care what they are, but do try and keep your questions either game related or related to the articles you read here, I'm not some bizarre know-it-all so don't go asking me how far it is from your house to the nearest brothel)
Critical Hit!: ... Okay it's just some kind of 'Dispatches' column with a game related name, but basically here you'll find biased and opinionated (probably) articles about issues surrounding the world of gaming, kind of like the bullshit debates you find on that stupid religious show 'The Big Questions', only without the word 'God' every 5 seconds and far fewer Muslim jokes... Okay maybe not that last part
Back to the Present: A look at a sequel, compared to it's prequel, sure the name's poo but at least I don't have to explain any more of this.
Favoritism: Actually yes I do, these will be a look at some of my all time favorite games

Heck, maybe there'll be more stuff eventually, but for now this is all I have planned, so watch this space and my first article will be up soon! Fell free to leave comments and requests for previews and reviews and stuff.


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