An Analogy for Crypto Currency

As promised, here is a short article on crypto currency. So as explained before, currency should have no value. Bitcoin (it's shorter than crypto currency to type) comes to new levels of worthlessness by being data.
So to explain it all, here is a helpful analogy.
If we let bitcoins be gold and the earth be a lot of calculations that need to be done. Like the earth and it's small pockets of gold, some of the calculations are bitcoins. Also like the earth and its finite amount of gold, there are a finite number of bitcoins that can exist, that number being 21 million.

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 So now we know that there's gold beneath the earth, how do we get to it? We mine it of course. Anything that does calculations trying to find bitcoins is pretty much stabbing around in the dark, with a calculation being a bit of ground dug up, the more powerful the computer, the faster it mines, so a phone might be the equivalent of a worm digging, and a Butterfly Labs ASIC Miner being a large digger. Hence there is a chance that a worm might stumble across a bitcoin, but it is far, far more likely that the digger will get there first. But what if we were to get a lot of people who all own mining equipment to dig at once and split the profit based on how much they contribute. What a great idea, as then the group as a whole has a very large chance of finding something and everyone gets something, compared to the all or nothing outcome of a lone miner. Hence mining pools are now the easiest way to get into coin mining.

A mining pool
So that's the basics of what bitcoin is. We could go into more depth on wallets and storage of coins, the anonymity of transactions among other things, but that's beyond the scope of this short article. In general though, if it sounds like something that would make sense if you were digging for gold, then it probably applies to bitcoin, (for instance new gold being harder to find once a lot has already been dug up).